女性笑话|Very Pleased to Meet You 非常高兴认识你

During^{1 World War2 II, a lot of young women in Britain3 were in the army4. Joan Phillips was5 one of them. She worked in a big camp6, and of course7 met a lot of men, officers8 and soldiers10.}

One evening she met Captain^{11 Humphreys at a dance. He said12 to her, I'm going13 abroad14 tomorrow, but I'd be very happy if we could15 write to each other. Joan agreed16, and they wrote17 for several18 months.}

Then his letters sTOPped, but she received^{19 one from another officer9, telling her that he had20 been wounded21 and was in a certain22 army hospital in England.}

Joan went there and said to the matron（主妇，保姆） , I've come to visit Captain Humphreys.

only relatives^{23 are allowed24 to visit patients25 here, the matron said.}

Oh, that's all right, answered Joan. I'm his sister.

I'm very pleased^{26 to meet you, the matron said, I'm his mother!}

在第二次世界大战中，有很多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇见了很多男性，包含军官和士兵。

一天晚上她在舞会上遇见了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，我明天就要出国，但假如大家可以相互写信，我会非常高兴。琼赞同了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。

后来，他再没来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。

琼到了医院，她对护士长说，我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。

这里只有亲属可以探望患者。护士长说。

噢，是的，琼说，我是他的妹妹。

非常高兴认识你，护士长说，我是他的妈妈。